If you keep an eye on the news during the day, you’re bound to hear all kinds of goofy stories — “Naked, Unconscious Man Wins Town Council Seat”; stuff like that. If you’re a news junkie like me, you hear enough of it that it goes in one ear and out the other. But sometimes…
It’s a real thing. I’m pretty sure this isn’t a joke. I like how in the “related videos” section they have videos about the best way to cut trees down. It’s kind of like the S&M version of tree love.
Because if the sexes in this story were reversed, this would be a horrific crime. But as it is, it’s hilarious: In an extraordinary case of jealousy, a Nigerian man – husband of six – was allegedly raped to death by his five spouses as he was paying too much attention to his sixth wife…
You read that right. File this under “cultural phenomena I did not know were overlapping.” And now, I’m going to go subscribe to Jack Kerouac’s Twitter feed.
Ummm… Ohhh-kay. Not much to add here. Though I will say that when somebody plays the “you shouldn’t judge” card, they’re kind of giving the game away. Where would you like me to put my tithe?
It’s Friday, so here’s a barbershop quartet singing the Ewok celebration song (via Frank J):
If you expected to see that sentence today, I’d like to have a look at your NCAA bracket. (via CrossingWallStreet)