Questions for Jimmy

Hey, guess who’s back in the news! Yes, it’s our wacky ex-president! What’s he up to this time? Former President Jimmy Carter said Israel held at least 150 nuclear weapons, the first time a current or former American president had publicly acknowledged the Jewish state’s nuclear arsenal…. The existence of Israeli nuclear arms is widely … Read more

How Long Before the UN Intervenes?

And so Birmingham, Alabama continues its descent into third-world-nation status. First we learn that Jefferson County, which is basically Birmingham, has the highest per capita incidence of syphilis in the country. Woo-hoo! We’re number one! Next, the city spends $3 million on the One Laptop Per Child boondoggle for its public elementary and middle school … Read more

On Carter’s Middle East Tour

Speaking of bad ideas, Jimmy Carter (I could end the sentence there) solidified his hold on the title “Worst President Ever” by placing a wreath at the grave of terrorist thug Yasser Arafat. His request to make out with Arafat’s dead body was denied because of logistical problems. In a weird, rubbernecking-at-a-car-wreck kind of way, … Read more