The Most Important Things About the 4th of July

The 4th of July means many things, but most importantly, it’s the day we set aside to remind people of things that aren’t mentioned any other time of the year: 1) Don’t eat raw meat off the grill. Just wait and it’ll be done in a minute, you fat pig.2) Don’t put fireworks in your mouth. It’s not specifically mentioned More …

How to Stop Being Paula Deen and Start Being Alec Baldwin

Given the recent dust-up over Paula Deen’s racially insensitive statements and the comparative silence over pretty much every stupid thing Alec Baldwin does, I bet a lot of people are wondering, “How can I be a loudmouth doofus and still get away with anything like Alec Baldwin?” It’s even more confusing because double standards for coverage of faux pas like More …