No, not “baptized” like they say on ESPN when a player gets his skull dislocated with a big hit. I mean, literally, baptized at practice. From Dr. Saturday: …receiver DeAndre Hopkins was baptized in one of the Rubbermaid tubs that the team uses for ice baths in front of his teammates following practice. Well, that’s … Read more
In the words of Jay Nordlinger, “This is exactly the sort of thing Saturday Night Live would do, if SNL weren’t ideologically committed.” (By which he means, this is the sort of thing they would do… if they were racists!