God Save the Beauty Queen [The Best of jaceonline]

Author’s note: I used to blog at jaceonline.com, and in an effort to introduce myself to new readers and hopefully wring a little more entertainment value out of those old posts, I’m going to be dipping into the old site and re-posting some of my favorite entries. Hey, if Leo Sayer can have a “best of” collection, so can I. More …

Can I Have It Delivered to Intensive Care?

If Instapundit doesn’t stop linking to this stuff, I’m going to send him the bill for my immanent heart attack: Bacon peanut brittle. That’s right, I said bacon peanut brittle.