Gulf Coast Oil-Spillmaggedon Update

It’s day two down here at the Gulf, and so far here’s the tally:

Oil/tarball sightings – 0
Time spent waiting in line at restaurants – 0
Time spent waiting for tee times – 0
Traffic jams – 0

I hope people aren’t staying away just because BP business this has been played up by the media as worst than a nuclear strike and zombie invasion combined. Even the clean up crews are lonely.

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