The Only Problem is I Might Eat My Savings

Bacon as the new currency: …Josh Sankey, will embark this week on a promotion for the Oscar Mayer division of Kraft Foods that is being called the Great American Bacon Barter. The promotion includes a Web site, baconbarter.com; social media like Twitter; and a public relations campaign. Mr. Sankey’s trailer will be filled by Oscar Mayer with a ton and More …

Bacon is Not a Crime!

New York City police are probing the use of bacon in a hate crime: Police are investigating an unusual bias crime on Staten Island.  Muslims who gathered for prayer to celebrate the end of Ramadan in a city park found bacon scattered on the ground, CBS 2’s John Slattery reported Monday.  With Ramadan ending this past weekend, Muslims celebrated the More …

The (Belated) Bracket Challenge of (Almost) Everything

Alright, I thought I had covered all the bases in the Cynical Christian Bracket Challenge of Everything.  However, recent events have thrown off the fundamental balance of the universe and turned all truth inside-out. I’m talking of course about the recent release of the KFC Double Down chicken sandwich–the sandwich that uses to pieces of fried chicken instead of bread. More …