Boom.
One of my ideas from way back in week 2 got selected for publication. Joy!
Here’s a link to the complete, epically hilarious post.
So now that the Bee has made the mistake of encouraging me, they will never, ever be rid of me. Pray for my children, as they will surely be neglected while I brainstorm more headline ideas. But when you do, make sure you refer to me as, “Babylon Bee contributor Jason Anderson.” Thank you.