The Hardest New Year’s Resolution Ever

How about some resolutions for the new year? These are just for me, but feel free to add them to your own self-improvement goals, and join me in failure two weeks from now. Really, most of these are pretty achievable. I’m setting the bar low, because 1) we’re having a baby in a couple of weeks, and I ain’t gonna More …

Dave Barry’s Year in Review

Another must-read from Dave Barry, summing up the fiasco that was 2013, including: OCTOBER … the federal government, in an unthinkable development that we cannot even think about, partially shuts down. The result is a catastrophe of near-sequester proportions. Within hours wolves are roaming the streets of major U.S. cities and bacteria the size of mature salmon are openly cavorting More …