Wide Awake

As the White House struggles with all these scandals, a lot of conservatives are thinking, “Finally, maybe this will make [insert name of presumably slumbering group here] wake up and things will start to change!”

I don’t want to depress anybody, but I don’t want you to set yourselves up for disappointment either. At least consider the possibility that all involved parties are already awake and doing exactly what they want to do. Sorry, but at least consider it.