Region 3 of the increasingly thrilling 1st Annual Cynical Christian Tournament Bracket Challenge of Everything!
Region #3
| 1. Laughing
A strong #1 seed to say the least. |
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16. Cheesy Scrambled Eggs
Not just scrambled eggs, mind you; scrambled eggs with cheese. |
| 2. Sunshine
On my shoulder, makes me happy. |
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15. “You’re Next”
When you’re next in a line, it’s almost like being a celebrity. (Jerry Seinfeld did a routine with a joke like this, but I can’t find it. It was funny, though.) |
| 3. Learning Something New
Even when you have to do it at school, it’s not so bad. |
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14. Bikinis
Men like to look at them, and based on the absurd prices, I’m assuming that women like to buy them. |
| 4. Sleeping In
The best kind of sleep comes after you roll over and go back to sleep. |
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13. The Andy Griffith Show
 
More staying power than “I Love Lucy” and “Little House on the Prairie” combined! |
5. Remote Controls
 
One of the great labor-saving devices of the last century. |
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12.Turning in Your Exam/Project/Homework
The air smells sweeter, and you feel about 20 pounds lighter. |
| 6. Getting Your Driver’s License
Freeeeeeeedom! |
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11. Nerf
 
Let’s you throw things inside! As hard as you can! |
| 7. New Wardrobe
What? The seasons changed again? Well let’s go buy a whole bunch of new clothes! |
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10. A Good High-Five
A bad one can be tragic, but a good one can really make your day. |
| 8. Shortcuts
When getting there isn’t nearly as important as getting there before everybody else. |
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9. Baseball Caps
Dress ’em up; dress ’em down. Always in fashion. |
Make your picks, America!
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