Flop Sweat Saves Lives

First with the Shoe Bomber, then with the Underwear Bomber (Pantybomber, Fruit of the Boom, whatever), major catastrophes were averted because the terrorists chose to conceal the bombs on the sweatiest parts of their bodies, thereby futzing up their explosives.  How long before they figure this out, or until they discover the Western technological miracle known as “Zip-Loc”?

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  1. Nice to see you back, man. Took me a minute to get “flop sweat,” but if it means what I eventually figured it means, then eeeewwww. Thanks for blazing that in my brain. I’m off to bed… I’m sure I’ll have real pleasant dreams now…

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