There’s No Such Thing as a Moderate

For the last two or three or ten election cycles, the most cherished prize of every candidate has be the “independent” or “moderate” voter.  This fabulous creature lives in the vast steppes between Heartless Grasping Republicanburg and Outhouse-Rat Looney Democratistan, and therefore have been unaffected by the political brain fevers that are rampant in both … Read more

The Forgotten "Social Issue"

Politically active Christians are vocal about a certain selection of “social issues,” as they’re commonly called. You know, abortion, homosexuality, keeping devil music and dancing out of Bomont, and such on like that. But there’s one really, really important, and really common, social issue that activists don’t activate themselves about very much.  Classical Values takes … Read more

What Does God Really Look Like?

Some people know better than others: In some ways I think that my blindness gives me an advantage. Not being able to see people with my eyes, when I meet new people I “see” them in perhaps a deeper, more accurate way. I “see” who they really are, and I am not stalled or prejudiced … Read more

Santa Claus vs. Jesus

(Author’s note: I was going to open this post with a link to the famous South Park “Jesus vs. Santa Claus” video, but I couldn’t find a version with the dirty words edited out, and man, there are a lot of dirty words.  Anyhoo, easy enough to find it, if you’re interested.) Once again, Jennifer … Read more

There’s No Escape From Cows!

I’m back with a very important announcement: There’s no escape from cows!

It’s Clear That Newsweek Is a Waste of Paper

Remember when Newsweek used to be worth a bucket of warm spit? Yeah, me neither. But just to reinforce the fact that they’re not worth caring about, as they swirl down the drain, they continue to fire off brainless abetment of far-left conventional wisdom, like this doozy: It’s clear we overreacted to 9/11.

Today’s Headline That Made Me Fear for the Future of Humanity

So, I spent yet another long day at work, stumbled home exhausted, ate half a box of Wheat Thins, cracked open the laptop to see what the world had been up to while I was being productive, and I was greeted with this: 3% of Twitter’s Servers Dedicated to Justin Bieber Well, crap. There’s a … Read more

Obama’s Religion

A shocking survey reveals that when you have a Muslim father and a Muslim step-father, attend Islamic school as a child, then become president and do things like fall all over yourself to win favor in the Middle East and instruct NASA that their number one priority is Muslim outreach, then, as crazy as it … Read more

Sure, It Looks Dangerous…

… But if I could clear the bridge I could shave minutes off my commute!

The Blackmailer’s Paradox

Well, this explains a lot.  From the stuff-you-kind-of-intuitively-knew-already file, I give you the blackmailer’s paradox: “Someone offers Reuven and Shimon $1,000 together, if they can manage to agree on the question of how to split the money between them. Reuven says to Shimon: ‘Great, let’s split it half and half.’ Shimon says: ‘No. I am … Read more

"Their eyes aren’t open like mine are open."

Former Alabama and current San Francisco 49er running back Glen Coffee is leaving football because God has something bigger for him. What, he doesn’t know. But I bet it will be bigger. “I feel like it’s His will,” Coffee said. “It’s something that I really felt like I shouldn’t have entered the NFL in the … Read more

In the Beginning Was the Word, and Then It Got Tweeted

A man in the UK plans to post the entire Bible to Twitter, under the account @BibleSummary, between now and November 2013. Well, he just better use the King James version, on account’a that’s how Jesus talked when he tweeted! Anyways, in covering this little slice of life, if found it interesting to see what … Read more

They’re Bringing Back Looney Tunes, And It Might Not Be Terrible

Cartoon Network is launching a new show with brand-new Looney Tunes animated shorts. Normally, I would assume something like this would be a travesty and make me weep for my childhood, but it seems to be getting positive reviews so far, and the sample clip from a Road Runner & Coyote short is actually kind … Read more

"The Water’s As Clear As I’ve Ever Seen It"

That phrase was heard more than once during my family’s recent beach trip to the Gulf Coast.  And it’s true: It was so clear you could walk out into the Gulf neck-deep and still see your feet.  No tarballs on the beach; no sticky, staggering pelicans gasping for breath and smelling like the underside of … Read more

Gulf Coast Oil-Spillmaggedon Update

It’s day two down here at the Gulf, and so far here’s the tally: Oil/tarball sightings – 0Time spent waiting in line at restaurants – 0Time spent waiting for tee times – 0Traffic jams – 0 I hope people aren’t staying away just because BP business this has been played up by the media as … Read more

Our Best Days Are Ahead

(Via Instapundit) It’s easy to be a pessimist, what with the constant bombardment of bad news and dire prediction we get every day. So, it’s good to be reminded every once in a while that we’ve got every reason to hope for the best: By then I had begun to notice that this terrible future … Read more

Helen Thomas, Call Your Office

The next time someone says that Middle-Eastern Jews to “go home,” someone should point out that, um, they’re already there: Does it matter whether Jerusalem was a major city 3,500 years ago? Surely, nothing that happened that long ago could mean much today, especially since the Israelite Kingdom of David and Solomon — from which … Read more

Christian Freedom International on NASA’s New Mission

Christian Freedom International is an organization that supports persecuted Christians around the world, and being experts on persecution that they are, they aren’t too keen on NASA’s new Muslim self-esteem initiative: While the backlash from [NASA Administrator] Bolden’s comments have come from a variety of sources, including former NASA head Michael Griffin and Apollo astronaut … Read more

Scientist Discover Why This Whole "America" Thing Has Been So Unsuccessful

Ah, well this explains everything: Scientists have discovered that humans are just too stupid for democracy: Recently, a few political scientists have begun to discover a human tendency deeply discouraging to anyone with faith in the power of information. It’s this: Facts don’t necessarily have the power to change our minds. In fact, quite the … Read more

Christians Apologize at a Gay Pride Parade

Well, now, here’s a different way for Christians to approach the whole homosexuality issue: Apologizing: This past weekend Chicago, along with many other US cities, celebrated Gay Pride with a parade. As a part of the weekend, Nathan and a group of over 30 Christians from various Chicago churches went to demonstrate at the Gay … Read more