What Do You Do if You’ve Got a Calculator and Too Much Time On Your Hands?

Well, after you get tired of turning it upside down and spelling words like “hell” and “boobies,” you calculate the construction cost of building the Death Star. Turns out it’s in the neighborhood of $15.6 septillion dollars, a number so big, I didn’t even know we had a word for it; a number equal to 1.4 trillion times the current US national debt. If the Democrats included that in the stimulus plan, I might could get behind it.

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