Give Geese a Chance

Already the media are making excuses for the perpetrators of the U.S. Air crash:

After an event such as this one, it’s important to look at the root
causes: Why did the Geese attack us? Well, the truth is, for years we
have been oppressing the Geese, using them for the fuel they provide
for our bodies.

Boneless Goose Breast, Brandied Roast Goose, Roast Goose with
Cumberland Sauce and Apricot Stuffing. And of course, the Christmas
Goose. In the name of religion, we have been engaged in what can only
be called a Crusade against the Geese. Is it any wonder that a few
brave suicide Geese would seek revenge?

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