Now online, the Holy Book of Bacon provides guidance for all seekers of Baconlightenment, beginning with the Five Baconic Laws:
- Thou shalt not consider Bacon on the same level as any other food, as it is above all.
- Thou shalt not consume imitation Bacon.
- Thou shalt not stop pursuing Baconlightenment until it is reached.
- Thou shalt not forget to consume Bacon for ten days.
- Thou shalt spread the word of Bacon to all.
And behold, it was good and crispy.