Just in Case You’re Not Checking The Onion

America’s finest news source hits me right in my political-mockery / comic-book-loving nexus with Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet

Newspaper Accidentally Publishes Non-Panic-Inducing Article

In the New York Times (yes, the Times), John Tierney provides a list of ten things you don’t have to worry about anymore, including: 4. Carcinogenic cellphones. Some prominent brain surgeons made news on Larry King’s show this year with their fears of cellphones, thereby establishing once and for all that epidemiology is not brain … Read more