Hot on the heels of Stuff White People Like, it’s the new site Stuff Christians Like, including:
221. Convincing youth group girls to make out with you.
214. Disguising baby beauty pageants as baby dedications.
192. Using “love on” as a verb.
141. Getting freaky deaky with the Song of Solomon.
105. Wishing your testimony was more exciting.
(“I grew up in the church. I gave my life to Christ when I was 5 years old. I had a sip of a Zima alcoholic beverage in high school and felt really convicted. I rededicated my life to God.”)
64. Fearing the rapture would come before you lost your virginity.
And so on. The guy just hits bullseye after bullseye. Hi-larious.