I Knew a Girl Named Nikki… And Long Story Short, Later On I Had to Replace My Hip

According to News of the World, Prince is going to need hip replacement surgery after being “crippled by years of sexy dancing.” During the two-hour op—more common for OAPs [Old Age Pensioners]—the Purple Rain singer will have the ball and socket of his damaged hip taken out and titanium replacements cemented in. News of the…

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That’s No Longer Entertainment

Once again, it’s Oscar time, and making a big splash this awards season are a bunch of movies I’ve never seen or heard of made by people I don’t care anything about. I don’t think I’m alone in my indifference to the motion picture industry, and there’s no better evidence of that than this story…

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