Zero-Budget Christmas Addendum

If you read my book Zero-Budget Christmas, you know that it’s possible to cram $29.95 worth of literary joy into a 99-cent book. You know that one of the key components of our zero-budget strategy was to sell a bunch of stuff that we already had and use the proceeds to finance our Christmas shopping. Lifehacker has a post on More …

Excerpt from “Zero Budget Christmas”

Here’s another bit from my internationally acclaimed literary triumph Zero-Budget Christmas: The Almost Entirely True Story of Our Quest to Do Our Christmas Shopping Without Spending Any Money. (Note: Descriptions of book may be exaggerated.) Enjoy! And remember: the whole thing can be yours for a scant 99 cents.

Excerpt from “Zero Budget Christmas”

To help get you fully into the Christmas (shopping) spirit, here’s another excerpt from Zero-Budget Christmas. It makes a great gift! No, actually it doesn’t, because you can’t wrap it and it’s embarrassingly cheap. But, hey, buy it anyway!

Excerpt from “Zero Budget Christmas”

Here’s another excerpt from my book Zero-Budget Christmas. Buy it now and you can read it while you’re camping out in front of Best Buy tomorrow night!

Excerpt from “Zero Budget Christmas”

In case I haven’t mentioned it enough, I have a book! It’s called Zero-Budget Christmas: The Almost Entirely True Story of Our Quest to Do Our Christmas Shopping Without Spending Any Money. And, well, that pretty much tells you everything about it. But there are parts of it that are even more entertaining and informative than the title, and, since we’re More …

Look at This!

Who has two thumbs and was today coming in at #10 on Amazon’s list of Kindle best-sellers in the “Humor Essay” category? (Points thumbs at self) This guy! Behold the screen-capture evidence below! That’s right, baby! I’m just three places behind Jim Gaffigan and one place AHEAD of White Oprah herself, Ellen DeGeneres. Top of the charts, y’all! Seriously, though, More …

So What is this “Zero-Budget Christmas” Anyway?

As I’ve mentioned previously (repeatedly and loudly), I wrote a little book called Zero-Budget Christmas: The Almost Entirely True Story of Our Quest to Do Our Christmas Shopping Without Spending Any Money. Recently, I’ve been asked more than a few times, “Hey, what’s that book thing all about?” While I tried to cover it in that ridiculously long title, the More …

Book! Book! Book! Book! Book! Book! Book! Book!

From all the changes to the blog and the sparse posting lately, you may have suspected that something was up. And you you would be right! I’ve written a book called Zero-Budget Christmas: The Almost Entirely True Story of Our Quest to Do Our Christmas Shopping Without Spending Any Money and self-published it on Amazon’s Kindle ebook store. If you didn’t More …