Coulter + Walker = Mind + Blown

If you keep an eye on the news during the day, you’re bound to hear all kinds of goofy stories — “Naked, Unconscious Man Wins Town Council Seat”; stuff like that. If you’re a news junkie like me, you hear enough of it that it goes in one ear and out the other.

But sometimes you hear something that makes your jaw fall open and hang there the rest of the day, rendering communication impossible. This week I heard one of those things.

Ann Coulter is dating Jimmie “J.J.” Walker.

That’s right. Ann Coulter:

And Jimmie Walker:

Ann:

Jimmie:

A.C.:

J.J.:

This strays a little into gossip territory, and Coulter has said in an interview that they aren’t “technically” dating, but it’s just so awesome that I choose to believe it’s true. What do they look like as a couple? Here ya go:

I spent some time trying to imagine pairings that would delight me as much as this one, and here’s what I came up with:

 Conservative writer and commentator Pejman Yousefzadeh AND Danielle Fishel, Topanga from “Boy Meets World”
 

 

Carrot Top AND Former Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O’Connor
   

George Will AND Charlotte Rae, Mrs. Garrett from “The Facts of Life”
   

 

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