The Bracket Challenge of Everything – Region #3

Region 3 of the increasingly thrilling 1st Annual Cynical Christian Tournament Bracket Challenge of Everything!

Region #3

1. Laughing

photo by cindy47452

 A strong #1 seed to say the least.

vs. 16. Cheesy Scrambled Eggs

photo by avlxyz

Not just scrambled eggs, mind you; scrambled eggs with cheese.

2. Sunshine

photo by » Zitona «

On my shoulder, makes me happy.

vs. 15. “You’re Next”

photo by adria.richards

When you’re next in a line, it’s almost like being a celebrity. (Jerry Seinfeld did a routine with a joke like this, but I can’t find it. It was funny, though.)

3. Learning Something New

photo by velkr0

Even when you have to do it at school, it’s not so bad.

vs. 14. Bikinis

photo by Harvard Avenue

Men like to look at them, and based on the absurd prices, I’m assuming that women like to buy them.

4. Sleeping In

photo by driki

The best kind of sleep comes after you roll over and go back to sleep.

vs. 13. The Andy Griffith Show
 The Andy Griffith Show - The Complete First Season
More staying power than “I Love Lucy” and “Little House on the Prairie” combined!
5. Remote Controls
Fisher-Price Sesame Street Silly Sounds Remote
One of the great labor-saving devices of the last century.
vs. 12.Turning in Your Exam/Project/Homework

photo by MizzD

The air smells sweeter, and you feel about 20 pounds lighter.

6. Getting Your Driver’s License

photo by marc_buehler

Freeeeeeeedom!

vs. 11. Nerf
Nerf Big Bad Bow
Let’s you throw things inside!  As hard as you can!
7. New Wardrobe

photo by net_efekt

What? The seasons changed again? Well let’s go buy a whole bunch of new clothes!

vs. 10. A Good High-Five

photo by Rrrrred

A bad one can be tragic, but a good one can really make your day.

8. Shortcuts

photo by Whole Wheat Toast

When getting there isn’t nearly as important as getting there before everybody else.

vs. 9. Baseball Caps

photo by Hendricks Photos

Dress ’em up; dress ’em down.  Always in fashion.

Make your picks, America!

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