If I Weren’t Already a Christian…

Now online, the Holy Book of Bacon provides guidance for all seekers of Baconlightenment, beginning with the Five Baconic Laws:

  • Thou shalt not consider Bacon on the same level as any other food, as it is above all.
  • Thou shalt not consume imitation Bacon.
  • Thou shalt not stop pursuing Baconlightenment until it is reached.
  • Thou shalt not forget to consume Bacon for ten days.
  • Thou shalt spread the word of Bacon to all.

And behold, it was good and crispy.

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