Questions for Jimmy

Hey, guess who’s back in the news!

Yes, it’s our wacky ex-president! What’s he up to this time?

Former President Jimmy Carter said Israel held at least 150 nuclear weapons, the first time a current or former American president had publicly acknowledged the Jewish state’s nuclear arsenal…. The existence of Israeli nuclear arms is widely assumed, but Israel has never admitted their existence and American officials have stuck to that line in public for years.

Well, while Carter is feeling generous with information, I’d like to ask him a few things:

— What’s the exact formula the IRS uses to decide who to audit?

— Who really killed Kennedy, Elvis, Dale Earnhardt, and Kurt Cobain?

— Where’s that big warehouse where we’re keeping the Ark of the Covenant?

— What are the details of the robotics technology that produced the being we know as “Al Gore”?

I could go on and on. I hope we get to take more advantage of this gold mine of information.

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