Stuff Christians Like

Hot on the heels of Stuff White People Like, it’s the new site Stuff Christians Like, including:

221. Convincing youth group girls to make out with you.

214. Disguising baby beauty pageants as baby dedications.

192. Using “love on” as a verb.

141. Getting freaky deaky with the Song of Solomon.

105. Wishing your testimony was more exciting.

(“I grew up in the church. I gave my life to Christ when I was 5 years old. I had a sip of a Zima alcoholic beverage in high school and felt really convicted. I rededicated my life to God.”)

64. Fearing the rapture would come before you lost your virginity.

And so on. The guy just hits bullseye after bullseye. Hi-larious.

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