Them Guys Use Big Words!

This video will be better for your brain than the microwaving-a-cell-phone one: William F. Buckley and Christopher Hitchens discuss the significance of 1968 in a series of YouTube videos, starting with this one: Especially appropriate considering we’re watching something of a replay of ’68 right now. Watch as Buckley refers to protesters as “masturbatory.” Ha! Hitchens didn’t like that one.

Do Not Attempt Under Any Circumstances

And now for more pointless destruction, wherein somebody attempts to microwave a cell phone. Don’t try this yourself. Especially when you’re home alone. Unarmed.