On Carter’s Middle East Tour

Speaking of bad ideas, Jimmy Carter (I could end the sentence there) solidified his hold on the title “Worst President Ever” by placing a wreath at the grave of terrorist thug Yasser Arafat. His request to make out with Arafat’s dead body was denied because of logistical problems. In a weird, rubbernecking-at-a-car-wreck kind of way, I’m almost anxious to see More …

What Grandmas of the Future Will Knit

Because in the future, your grandma will find better, more efficient ways to make you look like an itchy, uncomfortable tool. (Via Engadget)

This Is What the Devil’s Chair Looks Like

Where does Satan curl up and relax after a long day of tempting, fiddle contests, and poking people in the butt with a pitchfork? On a chair made of stitched-together panda corpses, that’s where!More comfortable than that throne of skulls, but still plenty evil.